You don't have asthma, your pregnant
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
