Say something about gay babies.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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