So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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