I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
