After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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