finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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