Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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