Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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