he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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Oh god, what now?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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