She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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