ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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