She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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