I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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