I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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