Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
please come you make the beer taste better
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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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