I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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