Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I stole a fireplace last night.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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