No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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