if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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