you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Two words: nipple clamps
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