he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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