She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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