Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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