Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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