Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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