It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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