sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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