Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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