y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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