so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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