I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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