So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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