I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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