Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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