I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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