I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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