And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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