Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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