You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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