I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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