whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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