ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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