i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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