Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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