just come out here and I will go home with you...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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