I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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