I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
it glows. i had to have it.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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