I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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