Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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