Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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