So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
