FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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