scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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