How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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